Aya's Romantic Shenanigans

Aya's Romantic Shenanigans: FEAT. Makoto Narukami
"La~La~La!" Aya sang softly, skipping throughout the Netherworld. She hadn't a care in the world, her brain was rotting from not eating all day yet she had a little bit of water. Then, her brain lit up with an idea. Hmm... What to do with this idea? SAY IT OUT LOUD OF COURSE! "La~La~La! Adell~y! I love you sooo much!" She held her hands together and made a creepy face. She didn't know that Adell, Laharl, Valvatorez, and Mao were standing RIGHT THERE. They were all weirded out and looked at her like she had killed someone. Aya looked straight at them and stared intensely, as her old pal Makoto strolled up. "What are you DOING!?" Makoto concerningly yelled at her. "Just admiring the beauties in front of me!" She laughed. "INCLUDING THE CHILD?" Makoto blinked audibly. "He's probably around my age!" She frowned. "I'm like, 1000 years old! Are you crazy? Or are you just another demon- ack!" Laharl started taking damage for no reason, as he dropped to the ground. "What the hell, is that even possible?" Valvatorez dropped beside him and rubbed his forehead. "You butthead...!" Laharl swore under his breath. Adell was rubbing the back of his neck, really confused at what was happening. "Adell~y, does your body hurt? Here, I'll help!" Aya started rubbing Adell's neck, which led to him being uncomfortable. "Thanks I guess?" He crossed his arms as sweat poured down his face. Her pure raw aura made everyone around her fear. How could someone so small like her radiate such a powerful energy? Was she perhaps, level 9999? "This power... I can feel it through my bones, and it isn't even mine!" Mao adjusted his glasses. "Perfect experimentation material!" He grinned creepily. "Ooh, I wouldn't mind being experimented on by you!" Aya blinked and smiled as she turned to face Mao. "You're the one with such strong power!? Oh, how interesting! A small vessel containing so much potential! I just have to see what there is!" Mao shouted. "Make me more powerful! Or don't, it's your choice!" She raised her hand in exclamation. "You're a weird lady, but I still don't know why I'm taking damage!" Laharl shook his fist. "I'm a pretty lady!" She smirked. "No, you're just crazy. You're WEEIIIRD!" Everybody except Aya said in complete unison. "Sorry Aya." Makoto frowned. "Well, then it's time to do what I originally planned." Aya jumped as she grabbed Adell with no warning and ran off with Makoto. "Hey, what are you doing!? Don't kidnap random people!" Valvatorez and Laharl said at the same time. Aya took Adell back to Aya Protection Squad headquarters, where a frightened Makoto made their marriage official. Aya was happy, VERY happy. Adell was not. He tried punching Aya in the face, but she asked him to do it again so he didn't out of fear for his sanity. To this day, Adell is kidnapped and putting up with Aya's shit. Oh well, at least the poopoo lord Zenon died before this happened.